Florida Outlaws False Testicles
Posted April 28, 2008 12:00 pm.
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Only the brassiest motorists will sport a pair of bull boys in Florida these days.
In a move that took a lot of, uh, gumption, lawmaking bigwigs have voted to ban fake bull testicles from vehicles.
The presumably awkward hearing decided on a fine of $60 for hanging a pair.
Republic Senator Cary Baker suggested the ban, as he finds the novelty nuts “offensive.”
Senate Rules Chairman Senator Jim King voted against the legislation, as he’s been known to sport a pair himself. That is, until his wife protested.
