Man Learns Tough Lesson After Mooning Restaurant Patrons

You knew this was going to happen sooner or later and it finally did in The Netherlands. Three men decided to perform the time honoured prank of mooning people as they ran down a main  thoroughfare on Sunday. 

So these local lunatics pulled down their pants halfway and began running through the street in the city of Utrecht (top left) with their not-so-better halves exposed.

They thought it was a joke and were laughing hysterically at their efforts until one of them decided to press the flesh at a local restaurant, where patrons were trying to enjoy a dinner that presumably didn’t have pressed ham on the menu.

But when the 21-year-old ran up to the front window, the joke was on him – and so were dozens of shards of painful glass splinters, after he pushed his bottom a bit too hard against the pane and it shattered into a thousand pieces. A police statement reveals he then suffered “deep wounds to his derriere.”

He was rushed to a nearby hospital and was treated for his injuries. Cops arrested the three stooges for showing their nether regions in the Netherlands but decided not to press charges – there had been enough pressing already – because the repentant guys agreed to pay for the cost of the window.

The wounded weekend warrior has recovered although sitting down may be a challenge for a while. But it shows that when it comes to getting your just desserts at that restaurant, justice often wins in the end.