Trending: Craigslist ad seeks Bigfoot to chase them around High Park
Posted May 20, 2016 12:34 pm.
Last Updated May 20, 2016 12:50 pm.
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Are you six foot eight or taller, in great shape, and willing to get up early on a Sunday morning and chase someone around High Park in a Bigfoot suit for free?
If so, mark June 12th on the calendar because your rare convergence of beastly attributes are in high demand.
Well, not too beastly, because perverts need not apply.
A Toronto Craigslist ad posted in the “strictly platonic” section on Thursday is seeking that special someone who can simulate a life-or-death pursuit with a raging Sasquatch.
“This is a non-sexual event, but you must be in good enough shape to chase me for the whole time,” the ad states.
The anonymous poster makes it clear that this isn’t a kinky thing, although it has all the markings of a one-time quickie with a stranger.
“I am not/will not be interested in friendship or further contact afterwards,” the poster makes clear.
The chase is to take place for about half an hour through the woods and Bigfoot must stay in character the whole time. Photos and video aren’t allowed.
It’s also a volunteer position, with a few meager perks.
“I don’t have much money but I can pay for your taxi/Uber and I can dial-a-bottle (or whatever) something to you afterwards.”
Sounds like finding a person who fits the bill could be a tall order, but it just so happens that an entire team of towering, athletic basketball players from Toronto should soon have plenty of time on their hands, so you never know.
